Midlife: It’s Not Just for the 50-Somethings!

Ah, midlife. The magical time when you realize hangovers last three days, your favorite songs are now considered "classics," and you start making involuntary noises when getting up from the couch. But here’s the thing—midlife isn’t just for women in their 50s. Nope! Midlife can sneak up on you as early as your 30s, like a ninja with reading glasses and a heating pad.

The Myth of the "Official" Midlife Age

For the longest time, society has tried to convince us that midlife begins at 50. But let’s be real—midlife is a vibe, not a number. If you’ve ever Googled “best anti-aging night cream” at 35 or said “I can’t go out, it’s too loud” at 40, congratulations! You’re already in the club.

Signs You Might Be in Midlife (Even if You Swear You’re Too Young)

• You get genuinely excited about home appliances. (A cordless vacuum? Oh, the power!)
• You feel an unexplained urge to yell “Turn that down!” (Even when the music is coming from your own phone.)
• You finally understand why your mom always carried tissues in her bag. (They come in handy. A LOT.)
• A good night out means getting home by 9 p.m. (Or, let’s be honest, not going out at all.)
• You wake up with random injuries. (Did I run a marathon in my sleep or just lie down wrong?)

Embracing Midlife—At Any Age

The good news? Midlife is not a crisis; it’s a rebranding. Think of it as an opportunity to stop caring about what others think, start prioritizing yourself, and finally accept that low-rise jeans should never come back.

So whether you’re 38, 45, or 56, welcome to midlife, my friend. Grab your cozy blanket, pour a cup of tea (or wine, no judgment), and let’s navigate this stage together—with laughter, honesty, and maybe a few extra naps.

Because midlife isn’t about age—it’s about attitude. And, frankly, a good moisturizer.

With love Jacy.